Pot-Flavored Candy

It seems odd that the legislature wants to ban a candy. How about banning non-alcoholic beer. Obviously, drinking a non-alcoholic beverage is a gateway to abusing the real thing at a later age. While they are at it, playing with dolls leads to teenage pregnancy. I bet that a large number of teenage girls who played with dolls went and had children. We should get rid of Barbie and all her kind.